The dreaded Friend Zone.
AKA The End Zone.

The dreaded Friend Zone.

AKA The End Zone.

Why can’t my friends be this cool?

d3vastate:

Reblog if you’re too metal for pop-punk, cockrock, and rap music \m/

Carolina Rebellion

Metal heads and Music lovers,

Well, since they’re pretty much synonymous, I’ll get to the point:

I’m going to the Carolina Rebellion concert this May, in Rockingham, NC.

I just got this big ass tent, 12’X8’, that could fit 4-6 people easy, from the sporting goods store, cool right?

So what’s the problem?

No real problem, I’m just thinking that’s a big tent for 1 guy. Yeah, it would be nice to have that all to myself, but a concert by yourself sucks.

Anybody up for going with?

You need:

  1. Your ticket/pay for half/part (depending on number of responses) the camping ticket/package
  2. Your food/provide half the budget for shared food
  3. Your transportation or arrange to meet up
  4. Your booze/split the alcohol bill

Still reading?

Hit me up for more info and arrangements.

Metallurgically yours,

Jonathan The Anti-B0T

Step away from the ledge, I’m coming down.
— Five Finger Death Punch
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.
Fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Reblogged from DORKUS MALORKUS

Happy Birthday

Today,

I hope I’m not the only one who remembers a long lost legend.

Today,

I hold in reverence,

the musician who made me the man I am.

Happy Birthday

Kurt Cobain.

He knew what it was like for people like me,

Put all my thoughts and feelings into words and music.

I just want to say thank you Kurt.

Jonathan the Anti-B0T

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE????????????????????
cafalexis:

I died.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE????????????????????

cafalexis:

I died.

Reblogged from NO KIND OF HOME
Tags: Star Wars Epic
Wow. This guy is cool.
heyylinda:

Hipster Owl…you probably never heard of it. 

Wow. This guy is cool.

heyylinda:

Hipster Owl…you probably never heard of it. 

Reblogged from Heyy Linda
This gives me an awesome idea for a tattoo design….

This gives me an awesome idea for a tattoo design….

Reblogged from Who needs them anyway

Failures and Fallouts

Life is too short to try it alone.

It isn’t easy by yourself.

But there’s always the hope that you aren’t alone,

A hope that someone out there knows what it’s like.

Maybe there is somebody out there,

Maybe not.

Life is too short to die alone.

It’s a man’s obligation to stick his boneration in a woman’s separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
— Cartman, South Park (via msmeganonymous)
Reblogged from FALLON GERO